Remember SRK in Dard-E-Disco. .
No That It Had To Stop At SRK. . Every Big Screen Actor Suddenly Started Flaunting Their Perfectly Shaped Abs On Screen. . I Even Saw A television Actor doing A shirtless Act And Showing Off On a Reality Show . .So One Fine Day Even I got A Thought Of Getting My Personal Set Of Six Packs. . And My Trainer At The Gym Said With the Kind Of Body Structure That I have It Would Not Be That Difficult For Me To Get My Abdomen Shaped. . . (Not Kidding . . He Actually Said It . .)
So I started With a Routine That My Trainer Gave which Included A couple Of Sets Of Crunches Followed By A little Running On the Tread-mill. . Which I Followed For The First Week With Full Dedication. .
(The Pictures Of John Abraham For His Latest Film that Got Published In the Paper Only Made Me Work More Harder. .)
Then A few Days Back My trainer Suggested Me a Strict Diet That Had to Be followed For The Next. . Probably Two Months. . . The Diet Included Soups , Salads , Egg Whites , Fruits And All the Possible Low Fat Recipe's. .
For Making This Diet A reality I would Need Actually Need A Personal Cook And Probably Even A separate Kitchen. .
(And Give Up All My Favorite Dishes. . Which Are Not Technically even A Bit Close To Low Fat. . .)
And Also When It Comes To Having Meals . . My Family Is Not That Concerned About My Six Pack Abs Then They Are About Finishing Every Grain Of Rice so That there Are No leftovers. .
(Yup That's Right. . And Don't You Act Like I'm the Only One With Whom This Happens. .)
And Then . . I thought That If Everyone Would Start Getting Perfectly Shaped 6 Pack Abs There Would Be No One To Be compared With . . Like What I'm Trying To Say Is that With The Same Kind of Body We Would All look Like Ants. .Wont We???
And So After A lot Of Thinking I decided To Give Up My Dream Of Getting The Perfect Abdomen. .
Just So that There Would there would Be Something Special About Our Tinsel Town Stars . .

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